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The list goes on. For the record, none of these messages garnered a answer. None of these messages even garnered a half-second's thought of a reply. I understand this was a surprise to a number of these messages' authors, because I really could see them returning to my profile for days afterward, checking to see if I Had been online. (If you haven't gotten the hint yet, online dating is creepy and horrifying.) Prior to OkC, I never got the feeling that anyone who was being mean to me was laboring under the belief that doing this would give me a surprising and inexplicable desire to lose my pants. Teasing, sure---where would I be without ribbing as flirtation approach?---but nothing on the amount of the backhanded assholeish-ness that infiltrated my inbox from day one on OkCupid. I felt awful enough going online to date in the first place, but the inflow of negs made me feel worse. It made me feel like I wasn't a man, and I estimate to the individuals sending the messages, I wasn't. I was a profile. Maybe I'm being overly sensitive! However, the desire to demean someone and the urge to date her are, I think, mutually exclusive. I could be wrong about that, however, since I am simply a girl.

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Look, I understand it isn't easy out there for guys, either. (Is not it? I believe it really could be. Easier, anyhow. Less horrifying.) For some reason it appears like standard operating procedure, among people who have opposite-sex interests, that GUYS message GIRLS and that is that. I think this is on the way out, but it's lingering. So men have some pressure---they're the ones who have to make a move" and then just wait while my buddies and I gasp and laugh and e-mail each other the whole nonsense they've only sent us. I'd feel terrible, except that the authors of the messages that evoke that sort of reaction most definitely do not give a fuck. You understand how I know? Because they sent that same exact masturbatory-ass message to me AND two of my pals. Word. For. Word.

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In a month on OkCupid, I received around 130 messages. I say around" because I deleted so many of them instantaneously (having them sit in my inbox felt contaminating) that I cannot report with scientific precision the precise count. Free Sex Dating Near Me Kinuso Alberta. I don't believe this number makes me special. Free Sex Dating in Kipp. I actually think it makes me decidedly un-special, because to a lot of the messages' authors I was certainly no more than one more female-appearing thing who might be intrigued by the dashing brevity of a message reading simply sup?" Everyone was always telling me that, if nothing else, having an internet dating profile would be a confidence booster because of all the flattering messages I'd receive.

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It didn't start out so badly. My buddy Jenna came over on a Wednesday night, because it was February first, and we determined that something like this should occur on a first day of the month. We poured ourselves glasses of wine and set about describing ourselves in the best, most attractive, most unique, most fascinating ways we maybe could. We were true, however. Mainly. I mean, yes, technically I'm five-eleven and a half, but I'm not going to round up to six feet online, am I? Is this what men are thinking when they list their heights as five-ten even though you know, in your heart, that they're five-seven? However, in reverse? Goddammit. This is why online dating is terrible.

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