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The list continues. For the record, none of these messages garnered a response. None of these messages even garnered a half-second's thought of a reply. I know this was a surprise to a number of these messages' authors, since I really could see them returning to my profile for days later, checking to see if I'd been online. ( in case you haven't gotten the hint yet, online dating is creepy and terrifying.) Prior to OkC, I never got the feeling that anyone who was being mean to me was struggling under the impression that doing this would give me a sudden and inexplicable desire to drop my pants. Ribbing, confident---where would I be without ribbing as flirtation approach?---but nothing on the amount of the backhanded assholeish-ness that infiltrated my inbox from day one on OkCupid. I felt awful enough going online to date in the first place, but the inflow of negs made me feel worse. It made me feel like I was not a man, and I estimate to the folks sending the messages, I was not. I was a profile. Perhaps I'm being overly sensitive! But the urge to demean someone and the desire to date her are, I believe, mutually exclusive. I really could be wrong about that, though, because I'm just a girl.

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So I am not sorry. I 'm, however, interested in the betterment of humankind. I am interested in historical records on a number of the very pressing matters of our time. I'm interested in the group and evaluation of little catastrophes. So I've come up with a few types of messages which you're apt to receive should you find yourself being simultaneously female and in possession of an internet dating profile. May God have mercy on our souls, and may whoever invented the backhanded compliment as flirting strategy (damn you, popular MTV pickup artist Puzzle!) be slowly roasted in a stew of his own fedoras, watched over by the legions of women who must try to figure out why this individual who apparently wants to date them only called them pretty but not in an intimidating way."

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Look, I know it isn't easy out there for guys, either. (Isn't it? I believe it actually could be. Easier, anyway. Less horrifying.) For some reason it appears like standard operating procedure, among those with opposite-sex interests, that GUYS message GIRLS and that's that. I believe this is on the way outside, but it's lingering. So guys have some pressure---they are the ones who have to make a move" and then just wait while my friends and I gasp and laugh and email each other the complete crap they've just sent us. I would feel awful, except that the authors of the messages that provoke that type of reaction most definitely don't give a fuck. You know how I know? Because they sent that same precise masturbatory-bum message to me AND two of my pals. Word. For. Word.

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But that first night was great. I had myself signed in to chat accidentally, because I didn't even realize it was there. When a small message popped up in the bottom right-hand corner of my screen saying Hello, tall woman," I screamed. I checked out the profile of the man who'd messaged me---tall, dorky, kind of funny---and though I did not locate him all that appealing, I impulsively decided to chat with him anyway. He was a lad who needed to talk to me! On the very first day of online dating, that is sort of all you actually need. I really do not even know what we talked about. I think I was just overwhelmed by how much it took me back to middle school, flirting (well, discussing) with boys on AIM for the first time. It didn't matter what he looked like (or what I look like, for that matter), or if we had anything in common, or what we were even talking about. He was a boy. Talking to me. On the WORLD WIDE WEB.

It did not start out so poorly. My buddy Jenna came over on a Wednesday night, because it was February first, and we determined that something like this should happen on a first day of the month. We poured ourselves glasses of wine and set about describing ourselves in the finest, most appealing, most unique, most intriguing ways we maybe could. We were truthful, though. Largely. I mean, yes, technically I'm five-eleven and a half, but I am not going to round up to six feet online, am I? Is this what men are thinking when they list their heights as five-ten even though you understand, in your heart, that they are five-seven? However, in inverse? Goddammit. This is the reason why online dating is awful.

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