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The list continues. For the record, not one of these messages garnered a reply. None of these messages even garnered a half-second's consideration of a response. I understand this was a surprise to many of these messages' authors, because I really could see them returning to my profile for days later, checking to see if I'd been online. (If you haven't gotten the hint yet, online dating is creepy and terrifying.) Prior to OkC, I never got the feeling that anyone who was being mean to me was laboring under the belief that doing this would give me a surprising and inexplicable urge to drop my pants. Tease, certain---where would I be without ribbing as flirtation strategy?---but nothing on the amount of the backhanded assholeish-ness that infiltrated my inbox from day one on OkCupid. I felt bad enough going online to date in the first place, but the inflow of negs made me feel worse. It made me feel like I was not a man, and I guess to the people sending the messages, I wasn't. I was a profile. Perhaps I am being overly sensitive! However, the desire to demean someone and the desire to date her are, I believe, mutually exclusive. I could be wrong about that, though, because I'm simply a girl.

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So I'm not sorry. I 'm, however, interested in the betterment of mankind. I am interested in historical records on a number of the most pressing matters of our time. I'm interested in the group and analysis of little catastrophes. So I've thought of a few classes of messages that you're liable to receive if you find yourself being simultaneously female and in possession of an online dating profile. May God have mercy on our souls, and may whoever invented the backhanded compliment as flirting strategy (damn you, popular MTV pickup artist Mystery!) be slowly roasted in a stew of his own fedoras, watched over by the legions of women who must attempt to figure out why this man who ostensibly wants to date them merely called them pretty but not in an intimidating manner."

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Look, I know it isn't easy out there for dudes, either. (Is not it? I believe it actually could be. Easier, anyhow. Less horrifying.) For some reason it appears like standard operating procedure, among people who have opposite-sex interests, that MEN message GIRLS and that's that. I believe this is on the way outside, but it is lingering. So guys have some pressure---they're the ones who have to make a move" and then simply wait while my buddies and I gasp and laugh and e-mail each other the entire crap they've only sent us. I'd feel awful, except that the authors of the messages that provoke that sort of reaction most certainly don't give a fuck. You know how I know? Because they sent that same precise masturbatory-bum message to me AND two of my buddies. Word. For. Word.

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In a month on OkCupid, I received approximately 130 messages. I say about" because I deleted so many of them instantaneously (having them sit in my inbox felt contaminating) that I cannot report with scientific precision the exact count. Free Sex Dating Near Me Dunster British Columbia. I don't believe this amount makes me special. Free Sex Dating nearest Eagle Bluff. I actually believe it makes me decidedly un-specific, because to most of the messages' writers I was certainly no more than one more female-appearing thing who might be intrigued by the dashing brevity of a message reading simply sup?" Everyone was always telling me that, if nothing else, having an internet dating profile will be a confidence booster due to all the flattering messages I'd receive.

But that first night was excellent. I had myself signed in to chat accidentally, because I didn't even recognize it was there. When a small message popped up in the bottom right hand corner of my screen saying Hello, tall lady," I yelled. I checked out the profile of the man who had messaged me---tall, dorky, kind of funny---and though I didn't find him all that appealing, I impulsively decided to chat with him anyhow. He was a boy who needed to talk to me! On the very first day of online dating, that is sort of all you really need. I really don't even understand what we talked about. I think I was just overwhelmed by how much it took me back to middle school, flirting (well, discussing) with lads on AIM for the very first time. It did not matter what he looked like (or what I look like, for that matter), or if we had anything in common, or what we were even talking about. He was a lad. Speaking to me. On the INTERNET.

It didn't start out so badly. My friend Jenna came over on a Wednesday night, because it was February first, and we decided that something like this should occur on a first day of the month. We poured ourselves glasses of wine and set about describing ourselves in the finest, most attractive, most unique, most interesting ways we possibly could. We were truthful, however. Largely. I mean, yes, technically I am five-eleven and a half, but I'm not going to round up to six feet online, am I? Is this what men are thinking when they list their heights as five-ten even though you understand, in your heart, that they're five-seven? But in reverse? Goddammit. This really is why online dating is awful.

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