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The list goes on. For the record, none of these messages garnered a reply. Not one of these messages even garnered a half-second's thought of a reply. I know this was a surprise to a number of these messages' authors, since I could see them returning to my profile for days afterward, checking to see if I Had been online. (Should you haven't gotten the hint yet, online dating is creepy and terrifying.) Prior to OkC, I never got the feeling that anyone who was being mean to me was struggling under the impression that doing so would give me a sudden and inexplicable desire to drop my trousers. Teasing, sure---where would I be without teasing as flirtation approach?---but nothing on the level of the backhanded assholeish-ness that infiltrated my inbox from day one on OkCupid. I felt awful enough going online to date in the first place, but the inflow of negs made me feel worse. It made me feel like I wasn't a person, and I estimate to the individuals sending the messages, I was not. I was a profile. Perhaps I'm being overly sensitive! However, the desire to demean someone and the urge to date her are, I think, mutually exclusive. I really could be wrong about that, though, because I'm simply a woman.

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Look, I understand it isn't simple out there for men, either. (Is not it? I believe it actually could be. Easier, anyhow. Less horrifying.) For some reason it seems like standard operating procedure, among those with opposite-sex interests, that MEN message GIRLS and that is that. I believe this is on the way outside, but it is lingering. So guys have some pressure---they're the ones who have to make a move" and then just wait while my friends and I gasp and laugh and e-mail each other the entire nonsense they've just sent us. I'd feel terrible, except that the writers of the messages that provoke that kind of reaction most certainly do not give a fuck. You know how I know? Because they sent that same precise masturbatory-butt message to me AND two of my friends. Word. For. Word.

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