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The list continues. For the record, none of these messages garnered a response. Not one of these messages even garnered a half-second's thought of a response. I understand this was a surprise to a number of these messages' writers, since I could see them returning to my profile for days afterward, checking to see if I Had been online. (If you haven't gotten the hint yet, online dating is creepy and horrifying.) Prior to OkC, I never got the feeling that anyone who was being mean to me was struggling under the belief that doing so would give me a surprising and inexplicable desire to lose my trousers. Teasing, certain---where would I be without teasing as flirtation tactic?---but nothing on the amount of the backhanded assholeish-ness that infiltrated my inbox from day one on OkCupid. I felt awful enough going online to date in the first place, but the inflow of negs made me feel worse. It made me feel like I was not a person, and I guess to the folks sending the messages, I was not. I was a profile. Perhaps I'm being too sensitive! However, the urge to demean someone and the urge to date her are, I think, mutually exclusive. I really could be wrong about that, however, because I'm only a girl.

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So I am not sorry. I am, nevertheless, interested in the betterment of humankind. I'm interested in historical records on some of the very pressing issues of our time. I am interested in the grouping and analysis of small calamities. So I've come up with a couple kinds of messages which you're liable to receive should you find yourself being concurrently female and in possession of an online dating profile. May God have mercy on our souls, and may whoever invented the backhanded compliment as flirting approach (damn you, popular MTV pickup artist Enigma!) be slowly roasted in a stew of his own fedoras, watched over by the legions of women who have to attempt to find out why this man who seemingly wants to date them simply called them pretty but not in an intimidating way."

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In a month on OkCupid, I received approximately 130 messages. I say around" because I deleted so many of them instantly (having them sit in my inbox felt contaminating) that I cannot report with scientific precision the exact count. Free Sex Dating Near Me Tummel Manitoba. I do not think this amount makes me special. Free sex dating near Twin Lakes Beach. I really think it makes me decidedly un-special, because to many of the messages' authors I was clearly no more than one more female-appearing matter who might be intrigued by the flitting brevity of a message reading merely sup?" Everyone was always telling me that, if nothing else, having an internet dating profile will be a confidence booster due to all the flattering messages I Had receive.

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It did not start out so poorly. My buddy Jenna came over on a Wednesday night, because it was February first, and we decided that something like this should happen on a first day of the month. We poured ourselves glasses of wine and set about describing ourselves in the best, most attractive, most unique, most fascinating ways we maybe could. We were truthful, though. Mainly. I mean, yes, technically I'm five-eleven and also a half, but I am not going to round up to six feet online, am I? Is this what men are thinking when they list their heights as five-ten even though you know, in your heart, that they are five-seven? But in reverse? Goddammit. This is the reason why online dating is dreadful.

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